Um, thank you.
I'm not much for public speaking. Or much for speaking. Or, come to
think of it, much for the public. And I'm not very good at lying.
So let me just say that, in my experience, high school sucks. If I
had to do it all over again, I'd have started advanced placement classes
in preschool so I could go from eighth grade straight to college.
However, given the unalterable fact that high school sucks, I'd like
to add that if you're lucky enough to have a good friend and a family
that cares it doesn't have to suck quite as much.
Otherwise, my advice is to stand firm for what you believe in, until
and unless experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the emperor
looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort
of the same thing.
And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be
improved with pizza. Thank you.
